I’m a trained professional.

Me: I never saw you as a 4chan man

Dude: I don’t really know what that means.

Well. Let’s work that out in four questions.

1. How do you feel about My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic

2. Incest porn comics: a) hawt b) funny c) gross d) funny that it grosses people out e) all of the above

3. Snuff pictures: a) I like them when bored b) love them c) LOVE THEM A LOT FAP FAP FAP c) love them because I’m a med student

4. In a short essay, easily divided into tweets, please explain your love of pony porn involving fucking relatives that ends in gruesome death.


It is becoming hard for me to interact with normal people. Thanks, Anonymous. Thanks a lot.