I found my file of quotes from Aaron. They mostly happened before we were romantically involved, and some of them are obscure in-jokes, but I preserve them here for anyone.<\/p>\n
quotes from my roommate:<\/p>\n
a: “Fonts are<\/em> about the human condition.”<\/p>\n q: “Some of us had to live through the 80s…. all you had to do was potty train.” q: “I considered converting for the food, but then I realized I could get it anyway, and I was like, ‘fuck your god!'” a: “I think a lot of what I liked about it was sexy shots of Helvetica.”<\/p>\n a: “United sure has come a long way from bankruptcy. I remember the good old days when they couldn’t even afford Helvetica. They had to print signs in Arial instead. It was disgusting.” a: “Mandatory minimums is your way of locking up people with small penises!”<\/p>\n a: “If skullfucking is wrong, I don’t want to be right!”<\/p>\n a: “Genes load the gun, but it takes parenting to pull the trigger!” (making shooting motion)<\/p>\n a: “I’m part of the Jewish cabal that controls the internet.” q: “You don’t have crotch prions.” a: (Looking at his glass) “This fruit juice is making me paranoid.” <\/p>\n a: “Your shirt is in italic, mine’s not.” (We have the same shirt) a: “I bought a new font. I’m out of my mind with glee.”<\/p>\n q: “I learned a phrase in Swahili.” q: “Oh, you’re not cynical. And the pope’s jewish.” a: (Holding a ticking small clock) “Can I take the batteries out of this thing? It’s like a constant reminder of my impending mortality.”<\/p>\n a: (On Lasik) “Lasers are supposed to come out<\/em> of your eyes.” <\/p>\n a: (looks at aaronquotes file) “You have to put lines between them! See this file, you know how to make lines.” I found my file of quotes from Aaron. They mostly happened before we were romantically involved, and some of them are obscure in-jokes, but I preserve them here for anyone. quotes from my roommate: a: “Fonts are about the human condition.” q: “Some of us had to live through the 80s…. all you had to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quinnnorton.com\/said\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quinnnorton.com\/said\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quinnnorton.com\/said\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quinnnorton.com\/said\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quinnnorton.com\/said\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.quinnnorton.com\/said\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":660,"href":"https:\/\/www.quinnnorton.com\/said\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions\/660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quinnnorton.com\/said\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quinnnorton.com\/said\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quinnnorton.com\/said\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\na: “Some of those bands made potty training pretty hard.”<\/p>\n
\na: “Damn! She found our loophole! We need more Manichevitz DRM!”<\/p>\n
\nq: “I wonder if the United channel is on, I switched to being a United frequent flyer for that.”
\na: “I switched because of Helvetica.”
\nq: stares
\na: “I’m not<\/em> joking.”<\/p>\n
\nq: “I haven’t actually heard anyone say there’s a Jewish conspiracy running the internet.”
\na: “Oops.”<\/p>\n
\na: “You don’t know that!”<\/p>\n
\nq: “No, that’s just my breasts.”
\na: (investigates)
\na: “Your breasts make a really nice italic.”<\/p>\n
\na: “Was it ‘My daughter thinks her hand is a pontoon bridge?'”<\/p>\n
\na: “Don’t say that! it’s a secret.”<\/p>\n
\na: “Give it to me, I’ll do it for you.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"