I called United Airlines today and changed my flight to go to the Share Conference in Belgrade at the end of April. I was greeted with this:
Really? Thanks for letting me know, creepy automated call center message!
Please note that when society gets this bizarrely authoritarian, we may be required to upload crazy shit like this.
Had to listen twice to get it.
Impressive. I wonder what would happen if a customer agent had to say this in person.